WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK.
KEVIN IS DEAD.
SAM IS GONE.
CHARLIE IS IN WONDERLAND.
GARTH IS STILL M.I.A.
DEAN IS ALONE.
COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY ALONE.
HE HAS NO ONE RIGHT NOW.
"MAN THIS STORY I’M WRITING IS GONNA BE SO GOOD I’M SO PUMPED"
"I CAN’T WAIT TO DEVELOP THE SHIT OUT OF THESE CHARACTERS"
"HOT DAMN THAT ONE SCENE NEAR THE MIDDLE IS GONNA BE BITCHIN’"
"THIS PLOT TWIST IS THE SINGLE BEST IDEA I’VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE"
~one hour later~
Madison! You’re on here - from the good old days.
TOM BAKER CAME ONSCREEN AND MY DAD ALMOST FELL OUTBOF HIS CHAIR AND HE WAS SCREAMING “THATS MY DOCTOR, THATS HIM.” AND IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL
Everyone needs this on their blog to show how excited they are for Tomorrow.
Two beloved literary icons enter.
Only one will leave.
This is the cruelest poll ever.
I voted for Harry Potter. (It wasn’t even a particularly tough choice for me.)
HP is the most important story for a generation of readers and is one of the central reasons that my career even exists, so it’s a bit silly even to be in the ring with it here at the end.
Of course, the whole idea of a poll of Internet voters deciding the best YA novel of all time is also a little silly. But I am nonetheless very honored to have TFIOS around at the end, and thankful to all those who’ve read and shared it the past 22 months.
But yeah. Harry. Obviously.
(I voted for Harry Potter too)
For context Elyse Marshall is John’s AMAZING publicist and HermioneJG is John’s assistant Rosianna.
The book’s not even over yet and I’m SOBBING.
Like, continuously, and loudly, and wetly, and my head hurts and I can’t breathe.
I don’t want it
Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaah. That’s not gonna stop. :(
I was on a plane while reading, I began sobbing and laid down in the open seats next to me. The flight attendants brought me some milk cause they were worried. It’s like the only good memory I have of that damn book.
just sat here and cried like a child.
WHAT??? NO NO NO NO I DONT HAVE THE LAST BOOK OH MY GODD NO NO NO FUCK NOPE NOPE NOOOOOO I CANT HEAR YOU OH FUCK THIS FUCK YOU BILL WATERSON
That’s the real last strip. This one, and the many variants on it, is fake. The strip ends with them going off on another adventure.
The fact that the last strip is them exploring instead of the supremely depressing one above lifted my spirits more than anything else could today.
"trying" like the fandom would care about any plausibility issues connected with his return
he could fall through the ceiling of the bunker wearing a sombrero and a prom dress and I would not give two shits about how or why if it meant he was back